You just might be a Redneck if:........

1). You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.

2). More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

3). None of your shirts cover your stomach.

4). You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

5). Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

6). Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

7). Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

8). Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

9). You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.

10). Your family tree does not fork.